Attractions:
Michael Jackson’s Neverland Day Care Center
24-Hour STD Clinic
Whore Hall-of-Fame
Prick-Tease Diner
Famous Residents:
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| Henry the Eighth |
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| Hepburn & Tracy |
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| Tiger Woods |
Promiscous Individuals
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| Casanova |
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| John Mayer |
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| Marilyn Monroe |
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| Paris Hilton |
Child Molesters
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| Michael Jackson |
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| The guy that drives this van |
Homosexuals
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| Boy George |
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| Ellen Degeneres & Portia De Rossi |
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| Elton John |
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| George Michael |
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| Lance Bass |
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| Mr. Brady |
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| Neil Patrick Harris |
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| Oscar Wilde |
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| Ricky Martin |
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| Rock Hudson |
Rapists
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| Roman Polanski |
