Limbo

Home to people who departed Earth before the time of Christ, or, according to the Catholic Church, babies who die before baptism and the mentally handicapped

Attractions:
The Crib Hotel
Nightly Limbo Tournaments
The Tit Restaurant
The Old Testament Night Club (ages 2011 and up)

Famous Residents:

Abraham

Moses

Noah

JonBenet Ramsey

Lindbergh Baby

43 million aborted fetuses since Roe v. Wade in 1973

Trigg Palin

Children of Andrea Yates