Monday, December 6, 2010

Satan

Home of Satan!

Travel visas to Satan are not currently being issued.



Treachery

Home of betrayers to family, community, guests, and authorities

Judas Iscariot

Fraud

Home of liars, thieves, sorcerers, usurpers, flatterers, corrupt politicians, hypocrites, false advisers, counterfeiters, and impersonators

Famous Residents:
Lindsay Lohan

Martha Stewart

Tax Fraud

Wesley Snipes

Winona Ryder

Violence

Home of murderers, suicide victims, those who harm themselves,  and those who inflict harm on others.

Attractions
Jack the Ripper’s surgery practice
Jeffrey Dahmer’s restaurant Trinity
John Wayne Gacy’s Carnival of Horrors
Elizabeth Bathory’s Bath House
Hitler’s Auschwitz Amusement Park

Famous Residents:
Murderers
Jeffrey Dahmer

John Wayne Gacy
Henry the Eighth
Suicide
Dorothy Dandridge

George Reeves

Kurt Cobain

Sylvia Plath

Van Gogh

Sylvia Plath

Self-Harm (Attempted Suicides or Self-Mutilation)
Britney Spears

Drew Barrymore

Eminem

Lindsay Lohan

OwenWilson

Heresy

Home of atheists, agnostics, disbelievers, and those who speak out opposing God or the Bible
 

Famous Residents:
Alexander McQueen

Arthur Miller

Ayn Rand

James Cameron

Fidel Castro

Cloris Leachman

Daniel Radcliffe

Roger Ebert

Thomas Edison

Emma Thompson

Sigmund Freud

Galileo

Gene Wilder

Helen Mirren

Ernest Hemingway

Hugh Laurie

Jack Nicholson

Janeane Garofalo

Jodie Foster

Julianne Moore

Kathy Griffin

Kevin Bacon

Lance Armstrong

Marlene Dietrich

Friedrich Nietzsche

Paul Bettany

Brad Pitt